All in Misadventures

The one where we skipped the bill at a fancy restaurant

So I get it. Paris isn’t exactly know for friendly waiting service. Believe me, I’ve seen it all. Haughty waiters who refuse to speak to you in French, haughty waiters who speak to you in French but adopt a pained expression trying to understand your response, and haughty waiters who seem to be able to perform all of their waiterly duties whilst persistently staring at their shoes, the walls, out the window - anywhere but your helplessly flailing arms.